Portrait of an A$$hat

The kids at Gawker went crazy for our "World's Richest Asshole" nominee, Germany's Prince Marcus von Anhalt, though some quarreled with our nomenclature; "World's Biggest Asshole With Money" was one of the kinder emendations. Whatever you want to call him - The Prince of Doucheness springs to mind, though he prefers to be known as "Prince Germany" - there can be no doubt that the demonic flesh-peddler has captured the hearts and minds of lesser mortals from Central Park to Park Slope.

We hereby present the definitive Prince Asshat gallery, including some NSFW selections, possibly taken at the Villa Fantasia, one of Marcus' better-known brothels in Munich. FYI, Marcus' brothers also bought titles - kind of like when Ralph Lauren's brother Jerry decided to ditch Lifshitz as well - and are now known as Prince Oliver von Sachsen-Anhalt and Prince Michael von Anhalt. We'll save them for further installments of the Asshat Diaries. You may now scroll down after affixing Band-Aids to your eyes.